|Lyrics:||Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking oh-so-scary|
It was very very late at
night, and you gave me such a fright
We held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster
Being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right,
with you claws wrapped around me
In the dark night, I will let you impale me
Picnic in the
cemetery, turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY!
Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your
mutilated body and I...fell...in...love.
Last night I went to your grave, I trusted you to
I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the witch's lair.
I ripped her
heart in two, this is the gift to you
'Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting
Have fun with her while I am watching you
Watch out, I'll lure in a
pit of boiling brew
You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternally
me back my plate of maggots, I never told you...
But you look like...BOB SAGET!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien
And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss
I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin
NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR
ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!
He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine
your spleen, and then it's dinner time!
He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so
And tonight on our date, he'll bring me a plate...
Of your rotting vampire eyeballs.