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Artist:Waits Tom
Taken from the album Foreign Affairs by Waits Tom
Album:Foreign Affairs
Track:Jack & Neal
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Lyrics:jack was sittin poker faced with bullets backed with bitches
neal hunched at the
wheel puttin everyone in stiches
braggin bout this nurse he screwed while drivin through
and when she came she honked the horn and neal just barely missed a
and then he asked her if she'd like to come like that to californy
see a red head
in a uniform will always get you horny
with her hairnet and those white shoes and a name
tag and a hat
she drove like andy granatelli and knew how to fix a flat

and jack was almost at the bottom of his md 2020 neal was yellin
out the window
tryin to buy some bennies from a lincoln
full of mexicans whose left rear tire blowed and
the sonsobitches
prit near almost ran off the road

the nurse had spilled the manoshevitz all up and down her dress
then she lit the
map on fire neal just had to guess
should we try and find a bootleg route or a fillin
station open
the nurse was dumpin out her purse lookin for an envelope and

jack was out of cigarettes we crossed the yellow line
the gas pumps looked
like tombstones from here
felt lonelier than a parking lot when the last car pulls
and the moonlight dressed the double breasted foothills
in the
mirror weaving outa negligee and a black brassiere
the mercury was runnin hot and
almost out of gas
just then florence nightingale dropped her drawers and

stuck her fat ass half way out of the window with a
pickett tune
and shouted get a load of this and gave the finger to the moon

countin one eyed jacks and whistling dixie in the car
neal was doin least
a hundred when we saw a fallin star
florence wished that neal would hold her stead of
his cigar jack was noddin out and dreamin he was in a bar
charlie parker on the bandstand not a worry in the world
and a glass of beer in one
hand and his arm around a girl
and neal was singin to the nurse

underneath a harlem moon
and somehow you could just tell we'd be
in california soon
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