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Artist:Da Yoopers
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Album:Yoopanese
Track:THREE MONTHS LATE
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
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Views:334
 
Lyrics:1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE
ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY
SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH
GIRL
FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY
SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM
JUST LIKE A
JACKP1NE STUMP
THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER
LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP
2. I
TOLD HER I CAN’T POLKA
CAUSE I’M JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE
SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND
THE FLOOR
‘TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT
AND
ASKED HER FOR A DATE
I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP
AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE

CHORUS:
SHE’S LATE SHE’S LATE
OH LORD SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE
I TOOK
HER TO MY UNCLE’S CAMP
AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE

3. I SAID SHE WAS MY
FIRST LOVE
SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW
SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS
AND
SOME FROM WATCHING COWS
I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME
WATER ON THE ROCKS
THEN I
TOOK OFF EVERYTHING
EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS
4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK
AND SHE
STARTED LOOKING GOOD
SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH
I WONDERED IF I SHOULD
SHE
BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS
AND THEN I COULDN’T WAIT
NOW I’M ALL SORE AND BLACK
AND BLUE
AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE

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5. SHE
DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR
I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY
HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME

AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY
NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I.
WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT

HE’S GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS
AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE

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CHORUS)
 
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